Weekend Link Fun for 12/06/08

12/06/2008

Nobody saw this headline coming?  Really?  I wonder how things like this get on the air.  I actually watched a couple minutes, don’t ask, and I have to tell you, it was possibly the most painful experience of my life.

Worst Rope Swing Accident Ever.  Not much I can add to that, other than my agreement.

OMG, where to begin…ok lets, see, stupid 18 year old boy tries to impress stupid 14 year old girl at a party by showing her his gun.  (A real one, gutterbrain) and then he accidentally shoots her.  The account of the whole sordid affar is priceless.

Weekend Link No Fun: Man Dies in Tragic Thanksgiving Accident…how many times have you heard that headline and wondered aloud, ‘oh what was it this time?  $20 says he was deep frying a turkey’.  Nope.  I don’t know if this one is tragic, or just stupid.  Are people really this stupid?

You can act as sober as you want, but if you are dragging a fire hydrant behind your car, the police are going to want to ask you a few questions 

More Weekend Link Gun Play…Man says shooting his wife during sex was an accident.  Ok, ok…but the charge he was arrested on was for violating her order of protection against him.  ‘Well, honey I know I took out a restraining order against you, but I guess we can have sex.’  And if you are her, I just wonder what it would be like to go back to work a few weeks later, and everyone is all, ‘so, how you feeling?’  You can’t lie, they all read all about it in the paper.  Oh well…see, always trust your first instinct.  (restraining order)

I probably could have told you this without the study…

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