A new report, published by some place called the Guttmacher Institute in New York, states that nine out of 10 Americans have had premarital sex. Groundbreaking research there, I must say. But I do have just a couple of short observations about this. First off, I sure hope they did not waste spend a lot of money on this study, because the findings seem pretty in line with reality. Second…what’s up with that ninth person? Who are they having sex with?
And number 10? Come on, admit it, we know you did it too…..
The study, which was released Tuesday, appears in the new issue of Public Health Reports if you just have to get your hands on a copy.
